My Famous Last Words

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I’m doing this for fun. This idea just pop out from my mind and I think I can’t just waste it, so I’m gonna paste it here.. sorry if there’s grammar error or something. this is my standart english i guess. haha.. anyway, enjoy..just for fun.

Gong ‘X’

Chapter 1

            “ JI YONG, you know this is the right time for you.” The old lady watch a young man who just sitting and playing computer game.

            “You must go there.”

            “No, I don’t want!” reply Ji Yong as simple as he looks. His hair is messy as usual but still can charm any girls who pass by him. He just wears singlet and baggy trouser that size twice than his body.

            “ Ji Yong, don’t you dare disobey me. I have made a promise and it must be done now. A promise is a promise.” The old lady still tried to convince her only grandchild.

            “Who ask you to make such a promise? Did I ask you to do that? I didn’t don’t I?” Ji Yong keeps playing.

            “Why you little rascal! Are you tying to tell me that this is my fault?” the old lady rushes to Ji Yong and give him a lots of fast n hurt pinch.

            “Argh! Grandma! That’s hurt! Stop it.. I’m a grown up already..” Ji Yong catches his grandmother hand.

            “You must go tomorrow morning. You better listen to me, okay?”

            “But grandma..this must have been a mistake! How can I go to the Palace? I’m not a suitable person to do that kind of job!” yelled Ji yong suddenly.

            “You’re naughty kid! Are you trying to give me a sudden heart attack?! And.. How dare you say this is all a mistake? It has been honor for the first born in each of our generation to do this works since my late grandma. I can’t say no to them!”

            “Grandma, I don’t want to do this.. don’t they know I’m a b..” Ji Yong couldn’t finish his word cause his grandmother interrupt suddenly.

            “Listen to me.. don’t make your mother feels sad there..Don’t you care how much sad will she’ll be if she heard you don’t want to do it.”

“Grandma…”

“Go and pack your clothes, now! I mean now!!” Ji Yong’s grandmother just smile and give a big push on Ji Yong’s shoulder.

Ji Yong who is frustrated walks to his room and slam the door.

            “Ya..who doesn’t want t to be in the palace? But not me! It crazy enough for me to think about this! Me as a prince’s maid?!! Who are you kidding, Grandma?”

                                                                                                                        End chapter 1

Chapter 2

            “Everyone, I want you to meet our new maid, Kwon Ji Young. Welcome, Kwon Ji Young” Every maid in the palace give a big welcome clap to Ji Yong after the chief maid introduce him.

            “Er, correction.. Is Ji Yong actually. Not Ji Young.” Ji Yong gave a plain smile to all the wonderful girls in front him.

            “Well, what the different? Okay, cha cha cha.. enough with this crap. You! Take this cloths and wear it in 5 minute, you will be right back here. And Ju Young will show you around.” The chief maid pushed the clothes to Ji Yong’s chest. Look at Ji Yong suprisely before turn away and left. “You have to do something about that, young lady.”

            “What?! I’m..i’m not a..”

            “Let me show you where to change your cloths” Lady Ju Young gave a smile to Ji Yong.

            “What the hell? I have to wear this? This is women’s cloth!” Ji Yong threw the cloth away.

            “Is there a problem with your cloths, Lady Ji Yong?” asked Ju Yong while picking up the cloth that ji Yong just threw away.

            “Can’t you see me? I’m a man!”

            “I don’t know what to say.. You wouldn’t be here if you were a man.”replied Ju yong.

            “There’s some problem and I have to be here. Don’t you surprised I’m a man?”

            “No. Because I can’t see anything that show you’re a man. You looks like a wonderful girl even thou you wear like a man” Ju Yong smile. “ I once like you. A tomboyish girl.” Ju yong laugh shyly.

            “haha, I’m not a girl neither a tomboy. I’m a man!” Ji Yong tried to make Ju yong understand his situation.

            

            “What is this nonsense?! I told you to change your clothes and yet you haven’t changed it! Lady Ji Young, you want to be punished on your first day?” asked chief maid suddenly. She has been watching the scenery for a while.   

            “Chief, you gave me the wrong clothes.” Answer Ji Yong.

            “Why? It doesn’t fit you or it’s not sexy enough?”

            “No, I mean..”

            “How dare you! You think us maid as a GRO?”

            “No, what I meant is..”

            “Stop complaining and change now..”

            “At least you should give me a man’s cloth first before I go” ji Yong still want what best for him.

            “You..how dare you speak back at me! And what nonsence you’re talking about man’s cloths right now?!”

            “I’m sorry, chief. I will make sure Ji Yong will change her cloths. Come Ji Yong.” Ju Young quickly pull Ji Ying’s hand.

            “Ohmo! Girls nowadays is hard to understand.. world will end soon.. god, help me.” The co-chief maid quickly caught the chief maid before she’s fall down.

                                                                  -end chapter 2-

Chapter3

            Ji Yong can keep himself steady with the cloths that he never wear before. He also feels uncomfortable and itchy. He keeps pulling down the dress and he almost fall down due to keep stepping on his dress. He just follows wherever Ju Yuong take him. When she makes any corner, he also makes the same corner. He wonders if he ever will remember all paths that look like a puzzle.

            “We’re going to the prince’s castle. Can you memories all those paths. I hope you won’t get lost there.” Asked Ju Yong politely.

            “Hm. Hope not.” Answer Ji Yong more to himself.

            At Prince Seung Hung’s room

            “Hyung, did you heard the latest news?” seung-ri comes and bash into is broher’s room.

            “Where’s you manners, seung-ri?” a good looking and cool guy was reading a paper when seung-ri came.

            “Hyung, I’m sorry. But have you heard that there will be a new maid here!” Seung-ri jump on TOP’s lap ang gave TOP a great shock.

            “Aigoo!” TOP looks at his brother. “You better get down now!” Seung-ri smile and shake his head. “You want me to push you down? Don’t make me angry, seung-ri!”

            “Excuse me, prince seung hyun and seung-ri.” Ju Yong came in after knocking for about 4 time. TOP so surprise, he get up all of the sudden and make seung-ri fall down at the same time. “I’m sorry if we disturbing both of you.”

            “It’s okay. What is it?” TOP answer politely.

            “Aoww! My butt hurt. Hyung!” Seung-ri try to get his brother’s hand but TOP already walk away.

            “Prince Seung-hyun. This is a new maid, Kwon Ji Young.” Ju Young introduce Ji Yong politely to TOP. TOP look at the girl beside Ju Young who keep pulling down her dress and scratch her neck. She doesn’t looks so women nor girlish. But she has the cutest and cheerful bright face he’s ever sees.

            “Kwon Ji Young?” TOP can’t get his eye away from looking into Ji Yong’s face.

            “Is Ji Yong actually, sir.. I mean..your highness.” Ji Yong want to give a friendly shake but luckily Ju Young saw that and pull his hand down.

            “You mean G-Dragon?” Seung-ri comes quickly toward Ji Yong. “ Wuhuu, you looks different from the other girls. Not pretty but cute. I like you. Come, let me show you around.”

            “But..” Ji Yong couldn’t finish his words. Seung-ri alredy pulled his hand and drag him out from the room. Before he left, his eye met TOP’s eye. He sees TOP’s eye shining looking at him. Why?

                                                                                                            -Chapter 3 end-

Chapter 4

            “Damn that annoying maknae prince! He almost kiss me and make me a gay!” Ji Yong slammed his locker as hard as he want to punch Seung-ri’s face. He get is bag and looks at the mirror before he left. “Did I really look so much like a girl?” 

            Ji Yong looks at his watch.

            “Ohmo! I’m late and grandma wants some ice-cream.” Ji Yong quickly rush out from the changing room. His baggy trouser make him hard to run that fast but luckily his NikE shoes support his feet to run fast enough. At the end of the corner, without knowing he will bump with someone, he makes a quick turn and fall down at someone.

            “Damn you are heavy!” TOP said slowly but enough for only him and Ji Yong to hear.

            “Ohmo, I’m..I’m so sorry but I..sorry,your highness!” Ji Yong quickly get off from Prince TOP. Then, he quickly gave his hand to Prince TOP. TOP have to think twice before he gave his hand and let himself pull by his new maid.

            “Are you alright?” asked Prince TOP.

            “I’m the one who supposed to ask you that. I’m sorry. I’m the one who should be blame for. “ Ji Yong keeps on bending his body to gain forgiveness.

            “It’s okay. i’m not hurt but I think I hurt my wrist..”

            Heard that the prince is hurt, Ji Yong quickly held TOP hand and give a small massage at TOP’s wrist. TOP was surprise but he didn’t pull back his hand.

            “Are you sure you’re not hurt?” asked TOP again. Ji Yong was so serious to give a relax massage; he didn’t hear what the prince said to him. He just hopes that the prince won’t tell the chief maid that he has done something bad on his first day.

            TOP couldn’t stop watching Ji Yong’s face. He thinks he has fallen in love. He didn’t know that his face getting closer to Ji Yong’s face.

            “ Are you waist getting better now, your highness?” Ji Yong asked without knowing anything. He finds that it was strange when the prince didn’t answer him. He turns his face to look at TOP and was shock to get a kiss from TOP. Ji Yong quickly pushed TOP away. He looks at TOP. TOP seems want to tell him something but Ji Yong started runs away before TOP could say anything. TOP himself was so shocked by his movement and he was confused.

            “I’m sorry I’m late, grandma.. Here’s your ice-cream.” Ji Yong gave a weak smile to his grandmother.

            “Oh my, what that smile means? Thanks for pushing me to do this job or thanks for making my life suck?” asked Ji Yong’s grandmother.

            “Thanks for taking care of me.” Ji Yong smile and went to his room. “I’m tired. I think I will sleep early tonight. Goodnite, grandma.”

           “Thanks for the ice-cream, son.”

At Ji Yong’s room…..

            ‘Did he really kiss me? Shit, now I’m truly gay. Damn! Why didn’t I notice it sooner? Both of the princes are gay! I should have been more careful after this. Ohmo, I have gives my first kiss to a man. Damn again! Arghh!!

                                                                                                            -end chapter 4-

haha.. i found some funny pick-up lines to share here..

BOY: Baby, you’re so hot that you cause Global Warming!
GIRL: Are you telling me that I should be blame for Global Warming? The world is coming to an end because of me?!?!
BOY: I didn’t mean it like that baby!

Ye Eun- Can you kiss me?
Daesung- Of course!
Ye Eun- Aren’t you going to ask me why I want you to kiss me?
Daesung- Nope!
Ye Eun- Fine, I’ll turn in to a Prince with your looks.

top: You’re like an exothermic reaction
yoobin: excuse me?
top: co’z you spread your hotness everywhere!

seungri: It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are
sunmi: *blinks eye*
seungri: but if it did, I would be overqualified.

seungri: my love for you is like the universe
sunmi: huh?
seungri: it’s neverending!

gd: you know what? I less than three you…
sunye: I don’t understand what you mean
gd: when you write it, it becomes (i < 3 you)

daesung: *smiling like a drunk man*
yeeun: are you drunk?
daesung: I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you

taeyang: do you have a band aid?
sohee: why? did something happen?
taeyang: because I just scrapped my knee falling for you

Taeyang- Why did the girl kiss the boy?
Sohee- Why?
Taeyang- Because he pouted. *pouts ready for Sohee to kiss him*

SeungRi: I can tell that you want me.
SunMi: Yes, I want you to leave.

SeungRi: Fat penguin
SunMi: What?!
SeungRi: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

SeungRi: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
SunMi: Unfortunately, you can’t.

SeungRi: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SunMi: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

SeungRi: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
SunMi: It’s in the phone book.
SeungRi: But I don’t know your name.
SunMi: That’s in the phone book too.

G-Dragon: Haven’t we met before?
SoHee: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

G-Dragon: So, wanna go back to my place ?
SoHee: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?

G-Dragon: I want to give myself to you.
SoHee: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts

Have you ever think that you not being your true self? Kinda hard for me to handle this kind of situation.. Sob-sob.. I found out that i’m not being true to myself.. I’ve been living under my own cowardness and its always bugging me. Kept floating in my mind saying that i don’t deserve to have that, i deserve to be like that.. COWARD. yes, it;s true.. even i dont want to admit it but i’m coward. thank to myself for not trying to change the fact that i’m coward. other than that, i seem happy to be coward. happy to let other be first. happy to let other get the scold and i can make some changes to be perfect. yes, that coward. Why can i just go and be brave to stand in all situation and be courage enough to take all the blame.. I want to be happy to have all the scold from the mistake that i done myself. i want to be happy to get all the `boo’ from everyone when i doing my presentation. i want to make a lot of mistake so that i can learn from it. but why i’m still coward to do so. i hate myself for not trying. i hate myself for not trying hard. Why? Why?

Heve you ever?

argh!! help.. i’m really…really have a miserable time of my life.

i’m getting blur every single day.

i can’t get along with my work.

i can’t get myself in this world.

my laptop have a prolem with the window..not the tingkap la….so, i can’t open my laptop, i can’t play my fave song and i can’t do anything. luckily is holiday. i wonder if i have any works to do.. my life will be at the end of the road.haha..

err..yesterday, a fren of mine said that i look like my mother.. ermm..what that suppose to mean..? hehe..i know that i have a look like my ALONG (they always said that often) and i have my dad’s nose (agreed about this)..suddenly i look like my mother only for yesterday??!! but why only yesterday??? hmmm.. maybe is was my lucky and happy day.. ;P

sorry to say this but i have to like her!! she so cool in the new video.. check out some of the scene from the v.clip..

 

    

yeah..i don’t know how to say this.. but here goes..ehem..i love my life,myself now..why? bcoz things getting better than ever.. last week like totally upsidedown.. but now everything getting cooler than ever..hmm.. beside.. i can get along with those hard work that making me half dead to finish it.. but with courage.. and a lot of help from beloved god..my life still goes on.. thank you ALLAH.. by the way.. ALONG!! if you READ this.. i want my mini table.. 4 weeks remaining bfore the exam.. and i wont need it anymore when it exam…. ergh!! tengkuk ain dah patah asyik bongkok je!!

Yeah..finally..after the long wait..my fave guys "MCR" have finally come back with their new song..I don’t love U.. i seem to have problem with that word.. how and when is  the exactly time that we should said these word..and why? on what purpose?? why you love somebody when finally you find out that you will broke up with them bcoz you don’t love them anymore..? No use.. what if you have give everything to them..and then they leave you..why?? why must give all that we have?? And for all girls..i just hope you’ll keep your PRECIOUS one until you marry him!! Don’t give it to MEN easily.. we’re not that CHEAP!!